Basically, you just follow the instructions and make your sentence...here's mine:
I did the macarena with my science teacher cause the voices told me to.
Pick the month you were born:
January -- I kicked
February -- I loved
March -- I smoked
April -- I dry humped
May -- I choked on
June -- I murdered
July -- I did the Macarena with
August -- I had lunch with
September -- I danced with
October -- I sang to
November -- I yelled at
December -- I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1 - a birdbath
2 -- a monster
3 -- a phone
4 -- a fork
5 -- a Mexican
6 -- a gangster
7 -- my cell phone
8 -- my dog
9 -- my best friends boyfriend
10 -- my neighbor
11 -- my science teacher
12 -- a banana
13 -- a fireman
14 -- a stuffed animal
15 -- a goat
16 -- a pickle
17 -- your mom
18 -- a spoon
19 -- myself
20 -- a baseball bat
21 -- a ninja
22 -- Chuck Norris
23 -- a noodle
24 -- a squirrel
25 -- a football player
26 -- my sister
27 -- my brother
28 -- an ipod
29 -- a permanent marker
30 -- a llama
31 -- a homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White -- because I'm cool like that.
Black -- because that's how I roll.
Pink -- because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red -- because the voices told me to.
Blue -- because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green -- because I hate myself.
Purple -- because I'm cool.
Gray -- because I was drunk.
Yellow -- because someone offered me $1,000.00 dollars.
Orange -- because I hate my family.
Brown -- because I was high.
Other -- because I'm a ninja.
None -- because I cant control myself.
Enjoy.
